Rapid‐acting antidepressants show that mood can lift within hours when glutamatergic circuits are pushed from an "NMDA-dominant" to an "AMPA-dominant" state. Intravenous ketamine achieves this flip but is hampered by dissociative side-effects and clinical logistics, while the oral pairing of dextromethorphan + bupropion (Auvelity®) delivers only the initial NMDA blockade and therefore yields slower, less durable benefit. We propose a fully oral, low-cost, four-component regimen designed to replicate ketamine's entire plasticity cascade: (1) dextromethorphan (DXM) supplies fast NMDA antagonism; (2) a strong CYP2D6 inhibitor (fluoxetine, paroxetine, or high-dose duloxetine) prolongs DXM exposure without relying on bupropion; (3) the AMPA positive allosteric modulator piracetam amplifies the downstream glutamate burst, driving BDNF- and mTOR-dependent synaptogenesis; and (4) micronized L-glutamine restores presynaptic glutamate pools and buffers against excitotoxicity. Preclinical evidence shows that each element—DXM's ketamine-like behavioral effects, piracetam's enhancement of AMPA currents, and glutamine's reversal of stress-induced glutamatergic depletion—synergizes along the same mechanistic axis. This strategy could democratize ketamine-level efficacy using inexpensive, readily available medications.