Self-propelled liquid droplets floating on air–water interfaces can exhibit dynamics far richer than steady translation. We develop a simple nonlinear framework for such liquid surfers by connecting Marangoni-driven hydrodynamics with low-dimensional dynamical modeling. Using the Lorentz reciprocal theorem, we show that propulsion can arise even in a force-free setting, and that the droplet velocity is determined either by the surface-tension difference across the droplet at the air–water interface or by the difference in surface-tension gradients, depending on the relaxation length scales in the concentration and velocity fields along the interface. Coupling this result to interfacial transport yields a reduced velocity equation with a pitchfork bifurcation from rest to steady propulsion. Extending the model to include two relaxing force components further yields a minimal three-variable model that reproduces stable propulsion, back-and-forth motion, and more complex dynamics. This framework provides a compact basis for understanding and classifying the dynamics of self-propelled liquid droplets.